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Collected is an archive of sketches that I have made for the internet (and some for TV) over the last twenty years. Most of them are NSFW in that they most likely contain swear words!

Pretty much all of these I had a hand in writing, or directing, or editing.

Agent John Hawkins (Codename: Cobra) has to disarm a bomb, with help from Agent Sparrow. Things get more tense when he gets a phone call from an old friend.

Codename Chad: The Pandora Operative (2014)

Tension rises when a young married couple faces unspoken truths. The first, and last, film edited by Henrik B. Nipplebottom Bicycle-Hat. Written and directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Ryan Parker and Shannon Blanchet.
Two friends have a harrowing confrontation with an addict. Starring Paul Blinov, Nicola Elbro and Scott Shpeley.

The Perfect High (2010)

From Oliver (2009)

An average day in the life of a YouTube commenter. All the comments featured in this video are real, authentic comments we found on YouTube. Subscribe to our channel! Starring Paul Blinov and Joleen Ballendine.
A game of nicky nicky nine doors does not go as planned. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Arlen Konopaki, Marc Schulte and Frank Tichy.

Day in the Life of a YouTube Commenter (2011) (NSFW)

Nicky Nicky Nine Doors (2010)

A girl is shy about her smile. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Jessie McPhee and Hannah Spear.

I Don’t Like My Smile (2010)

A man has many whimsical adventures with his hand guns. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Colin Matty, Amy Shostak, Stuart Hoye and Nikolai Witschl. Special thanks to Fort Edmonton Park.

Hand Guns (2010)

A romantic date goes awry due to an uncontrollable urge. Starring Marcus P. Shulteaser & Lisa Amerongen.

The Longest Fart (2009)

THE BLIND DATE // DIRECTED, EDIT, SHOT

The Blind Date (2009)

A man returns home to find his roommate taking part in an unexpected activity. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring: Marc Schulte, Joe Vanderhelm and Kinsey as Herself. Music by Michelle Molineux.

The Dancing Dog (2010)

A man has some great ideas that just might save his company. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring: Arlen Konopaki, Lisa Amerongen and Mark Meer. Featuring: Nikolai Witschl, Amy Shostak, Mat Simpson, Kory Mathewson and Noel Glover.

Great Ideas (2011)

A hilarious mistake is made. Starring Julian Faid, Joe Vanderhelm & Arlen Konopaki.

Can You Help Me Boost My Car (2011)

Monster trucks have taken over the world and reclaimed their place in the planetary food chain. Now bow down to the new President of the World!

E-Town - Monster Truck - (2011)

Getting help just got a lot more complicated with 911's new automated hell-ephone system.

E-Town - 911 Help Phone (2011)

Two men are insensitive to their roommates dietary restrictions. Written by Arlen Konopaki, Mike Robertson & Joe Vanderhelm. Starring Jamie Cavanagh, Arlen Konopaki and Joe Vanderhelm.

Makin’ Bacon (2010)

Yes, some people in the world are just this disturbingly ugly.

E-Town - Ugly Bank Loan (2011)

Improvisors are taken to a secret location and given props, and then they improvise a video sketch. Starring: Marc Rowland (Montreal) Aaron Read (Vancouver) Filmed at Improvaganza 2014, Edmonton Alberta

The Life Heckler (2014)

Two men have communication problems. Starring Paul Blinov, Kory Mathewson and Jamie Cavanagh.

The iPhone (2010)

Two friends accuse each other of eating the last piece of pie, but their alibis are airtight... Directed by Arlen Konopaki. Starring David Walker, Ben Fitzpatrick, Amy Matysio and Stephen Kent. Music by Mike Robertson and Mikey Hamm.

Who Ate The Pie (2013)

Two tectonic plates in high school deal with regular teen problems. Animation direction by Matt Schuurman. Live action direction by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Joleen Ballendine and Taylor Rubin.

Volcano Zits (2011)

Clock is Ticking (2018)

A man is haunted by a tiny ghost. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Richard Lam. Puppets by Brendan Boyd.
Improvisors are taken to a secret location and given props, and then they improvise a video sketch. Starring: DK Reinemer (L.A.) Josh Dean (L.A.) Ryan Beil (Vancouver) Devin Mackenzie (Vancouver) Filmed at Improvaganza 2014

Tiny Ghost (2011)

Grand Opening (2015)

Jon Mick's Tiny Town is the largest diorama in the continental United States, west of the Allegheny Mountains!
Are you having trouble saving up for a new bike? Have your favourite Pokemon cards been repossessed due to lack of payment? Are you about to graduate third grade and starting to worry about retirement? Well JON MICK CHILDREN'S ACCOUNTANT has got you covered.

Jon Mick’s Children Accountant (2014)

Jon Mick’s Tiny Town (2014)

The villainous Iago spits some truth about Othello. For more information visit www.freewillshakespeare.com. Directed by Arlen Konopaki. Lyrics by Mike Robertson, Arlen Konopaki & Amy Shostak. Music by Mike Robertson. Starring Jessie McPhee, Joleen Ballendine and Jamie Cavanagh. Produced by the Freewill Players and Rapid Fire Theatre.

Try to Blend In (2018)

Honest Iago - Put out the Light (2011)

An interview with a fat, sad dog. Written and animated by Mike Robertson.

Chubby Puppy (2010)

These dogs need your help. Donate today. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Voice over by Jamie Cavanagh. Music by Joel Critchton. Vocals by Joleen Ballandine.

Dogs PSA (2010)

In classic form, a game of Russian Roulette ends in tragedy. Starring Chris Craddock, Arlen Konopaki & Hannah Spear. Written by Hannah Spear, Erika Yarema, Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki.

Russian Roulette (2009)

A man is interviewed for a job. Directed by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Starring Tad Hargrave and Mark Meer. Visual Effects by Matt Schuurman.

The Berry Farm (2010)

A baseball team is faced with great risk when they make the choice to bring in a very special ringer during the big game. Originally produced for the 2009 CJSR FunDrive.

MVP - Most Valuable Pussycat (2009)

A heated game of backgammon yields unexpected results. Starring Arlen Konopaki and Jessie McPhee.

Stroke of Luck (2011)

Ben, a young city worker, meets his new co-worker Derek, who enjoys sharing his colorful opinions on life. Based on real life. People have actually said these things to us. Ben played by Jessie McPhee, Derek played by Marc Schulte, and Arlen Konopaki as the Boss

Ben’s New Job (2008)

A young man records an intimate encounter with his unknowing girlfriend. Starring comedy duo Dot Dot Dot.

Sex Tape Fail (2009) (NSFW)

A man is disappointed in his friend's clothing choices. Starring Jessie McPhee & Julian Faid. Originally made for the 2009 CJSR FunDrive.

Deep Ass V (2009)

Remember what it was like to be fourteen years old and in love? Originally submitted for YouTube and Sundance Film Festival 2009's Project Direct. Jessie McPhee as Jackson, Julia Guy as Casey, Colin Matty as Darrell. "All the Ways We're Living" Written and Performed by Hector Fector. Used with Permission.

1995 (2008)

A parody on the Respect Copyright movie ads that used to play at movie theatres a couple years ago. Remember those? Concept, shot and edited by Mike Robertson & Arlen Konopaki. Performed by Josh Dean.

Respect Copyright - Background Extras (2005)

A chance encounter between a young man and an old man changes their lives forever. Featuring Adam Keefe as Man, Arlen Konopaki as Scott.

Scott (2005)